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When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.
Sally did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?
When you share a Santa costume with another person, and they fart or defecate in the suit before giving it you.
Frankie did you warm Santa this suit before I put it on?
When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa
Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
The act of dropping your balls on your girl in the snow during Christmas Time.
Where is Tim and Jess?
Oh, they're out back santa sacking!
When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got
If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him