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a scandalous online newspaper made by some amazingly genious girls
Did you read about *** getting shafted by **** in The Beached Whale today??
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An animal and/or sperm that lives in womens ovaries
Dusty: Was that a beluga whale i just saw?
Jen: You cant see beluga whales unless you are in my ovaries
Dusty: Oh i think i can
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1. moby dick
2 a white guys huge penis
I was on chatroulette and there was a great white whale spotting.
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A term used when a male is having intercourse with an extremely loose woman. The vagina has been so used, abused, and widened that the act of intercourse is likened to a Tic Tac (Penis) is being thrown into the mouth of a Whale (Vagina)
"Yeah I fucked that prostitute, but it was like Giving A Whale A Tic Tac"
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The written equivalent of many spoken terms, which expresses surprise which is somewhat more than mild, but which will also avoid potential removal for unsavory language.
"Whale oil beef hooked! We have a tax refund!"
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what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
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A very fun sport where you take meth and sky dive whilst sitting/standing on a whale and landing in people's pools. All the rage in Russia; also known as MWSD
Vladimir went meth whale sky diving in Suckland
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