A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.
May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.
When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit
I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can
A term used in online gaming to refer to a player whose individual skill significantly exceeds the skills of the clan, guild or group of players that they regularly play with.
Player 1: "Hey man, you're pretty good, you should quit playing with those scrubs and join us."
Player 2: "Thanks for the offer but I'm going to have to respectfully decline."
Player 1: "Ok well just let me know when your ready to stop being the king of the trash can and decide to play with some real mofos."
To be drunk out of your mind off beer
We watched the football game and my uncle was off them cans
Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.
The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!
Means to have sex so loud that people assume you are clapping in the hallway
He: can we clap
She: oh no ! Not at all
He: its Christmas we should do it
When my friend says: "I can text tho" it basically means:"When I say I can text that means u can text me" and "Meaning I’m free to talk" and i just told her:"i need a whole urban dictionary so i can understand u". I decided to make one.
that mf furry:... I can talk tho..
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.