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Crumple Paper day consists on the 15th of Dec. It is a day where you crumple paper in spirit. That day sucks for anyone named Page or Paper though.
“Are you ready for Crumple Paper day Paige?”
“NO LAST YEAR SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SOGGY PIECE OF PAPER!”
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noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.
Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!
Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.
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Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.
Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.
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Like a game of scissor, paper, rock but with a new hand gesture of Scomo comes to play. The Scomo just grabs the other players hand and tries to shake it without the other players consent, when the other player voices an opinion the person that plays the Scomo just walks away.
Named after Scott Morrison the Australian prime minister who during the bushfire crisis in Australia was forcefully shaking hands with upset bushfire victims without their consent for media purposes.
What's Morrison up to on the Tv? Looks like he’s playing Scissor, Paper, Scomo. again.
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when life doesn’t go according to plan ; a tough go at it ;lacking happiness
Other forms:
1) Wildly in love with soulmate so much that they are willing to give space in order for happy ending
2) wishing that they had a time machine
3) doesn’t like vegetables
Man ,that kid had a tough paper route .
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"They're only in their mid 20s, but had a rough paper route."
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A shortened form of "pencil to paper", meaning taking an HB pencil and solving mathematics on a regular sheet of lined paper.
Joseph, can we get some pencil-to-paper going please?
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