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An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture.
A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.
When somebody say or do something dumb
Say if you arguing with someone and and they say something that don’t make sense- That is called cornball status
adj.
1. when a nigga caked up with his bitch
2. when you actin like a sucka for love
him: im bout to just roll with yall niggas,
his chick: i thought you was gon stay here with me..
him: i mean.. i just hit yall up later..
-- that nigga "breco status" lmaooooo
1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.
USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
comments:
USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?
When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.
Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?
Comment: *you're
Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol
Response to comment: that is now a tainted status
A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.
I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.
A friend or relative who always manages to make a dumbass comment on your Facebook status and ruin the effect.
Man, Jackie is such a status ruiner. Every time I post a witty status she links a YouTube video that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.