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Getting some unexpected but very welcome recognition or windfall.
Winning something awesome, against the odds.
President Obama never saw that Nobel Peace Prize coming. Surprise!
I woke up this morning to a Peace Prize surprise: hot, naked booty! Thanks, beer!
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Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).
Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?
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When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.
"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."
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An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.
Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.
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When you slide your juicy butterfly knife into someone's rectum in TF2.
Do you like surprise butt secks?
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Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.
I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.
Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?
Yea.
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to perform oral pleasure on a female corps, while another individual jumps upon the stomach. Whatever ghastly wasted that comes flying into the mouth of the individual performing oral sexy is the surprise.
sicko1: "plans for tonight?"
sicko2: "kinda in the mood for a mooshu surprise!"
sicko1: "sweet! i know just the grave site!"
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