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stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing

a woman(whore,slut) who is very loose.

wow, i'd like to do her! No you probably shouldn't you could stick your head in there wiggle your ears and she still wont feel a thing.

by chris_2191 January 31, 2008

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If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, Iโ€™m your guy

โ€œIf you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, Iโ€™m your guyโ€ is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.

Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, Iโ€™m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah

by A limelight ofc December 20, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

by big2na June 16, 2011


You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

A great saying by a very wise man

person: Im going to kill you and your family

wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

by TRUE_FACTS444 March 4, 2022


theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/romelu-lukaku-ive-got-some-things-to-say

You just keep going on about the size of your body parts
Not my kind of party

theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/romelu-lukaku-ive-got-some-things-to-say

by Krkiฤ February 14, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

This is the famous quote from one of the three main characters from GTA V named Micheal De Santa

Man aims gun to robbers head "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Pushes a Security guard at a jewel store "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Security guard after the heist says "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
The actor Ned Luke says about GTA 6 "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

by When you forget a 1000 things September 25, 2023

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holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed

Linkin Park.

OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
get the point, yes yes?

by Tion The One February 2, 2004

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