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A popular sentiment frequently seen on placards at protest marches all across the U.S., to skewer the power tripping authoritarian misogynists, Clarence and Virginia Thomas, after her post-Capital insurrection emails were exposed.
Once the “Impeach Ginni Thomas!” placards were being seen everywhere, the Republican power couple were most certainly on the road to be duly busted and imprisoned as the vile traitors they are, thanks to their grandiosity and uncontrollable racist and sexist fervor in the form of being diehard Trump devotees which finally gave it all away!
Sexy alien in the movie called the man who fell to earth. Played by the sexiest man ever, David Bowie
" Hey have you seen " The man who fell to earth "?"
" Fuck yeah, Thomas Jerome Newton is pretty sexy "
yoooo i totally thomas the thermonuclear bombed this town yesterday
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An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.
The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.
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He is an epic gamer, who may or may not say epic to much. His theme song is the same as his friend Thomas the Train, and he loves to dab on the haters as a sign of respect for him. He loves Kermit the frog, who is his biggest idol. You might find him wasting his life on the internet, or doing something stupid in the corner of a room. He thinks he’s funny, but also understands that he’s not. He has a few nicknames, including “stupid f***ing idiot” and “that godda** as*hat piece of sh**,” however, he finds this all very entertaining. Unlike his name Thomas implies, you would be very unlucky to know him.
Person: “hey, do you know Thomas Max Warshaw?
Other person: “@$#! you! You just ruined my day!”
Person: “how?”
Other person: “because Thomas Max Warshaw sucks.”
Person: “oh yeah, I forgot. Sorry”
You're really obsessed with thomas brodie-sangster gurlll
You're Thomas sangster sexual
Boy: can i have your number?
You: no sorry,i'm thomas sangster sexual!
The Thomas Bradley scale is a measure of the tastiness of the ‘parmo’ based on the experiences of his eponymous founder - a prodigious and widely renowned consumer of the dish.
Bradley is widely known in the North East for his dedication to a parmo only diet - a commitment he maintained throughout his later years.
Mythology has it that Bradley often lavished himself with bottled Coca Cola which he would pour ravishingly over his face to remove the remnants of the Parmesan cheese.
“Hey Byson, you got a Parmo from Bueno last night, how are they?”
“They’re definitely an 8 on the Thomas Bradley scale La - they would have got his fingers going ten to the dozen.”