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A 'parmo', otherwise knows as a 'parmesan'. Is often a flattened piece of meat, whether it be chicken breast, pork, or in some cases, beef, coated in a white starchy-like sauce coated with Cheese (often parmesan or chedder cheese, not to be mistaken with the disgusting parmesan cheese).
Sometimes there are variations, such as different cheeses, or the addition of bolognese on top of the aforementioned meats.
This type of meal is a North Eastern dish not limited to Middlesbrough, but also found in neighbouring towns and cities alike and is favoured by many.
It is often served with chips and/or salad.
Person: "I would like a parmo please my good man"
Takeaway Merchant: "Certainly sir, half or full?"
Person: "Half please, I can't manage a full one right now, chicken with three cheeses"
Takeaway Merchant: "Certainly sir, please take a seat."
Person: "Thank you kindly"
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The act of two men enjoying each other’s hand on one another’s cock
Nick and mark enjoyed a parmo last night
“Nick was surprised by how big marks parmo was”
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A dish most prominent in Middlesbrough (north east england) and surrounding areas, but originating from Australia, first introduced to Middlesbrough town by the Europa take-away.
The dish consists of a piece of meat (usually chicken, but pork and beef alternatives are common) filleted or beaten thinly Aprox 1cm thick, breaded and then usually deep fried (can be oven cooked), to be then topped with bechamel sauce (a cheese sauce variation can be used) and then topped with cheddar and mozzarella and grilled.
additional topping's but to name a few are:
Bolognese,
Hawaiian (ham and pineapple),
Hot shot (pepperoni, garlic sausage, salami and jalapeno peppers)
and,
Zeno (mushroom slices, garlic butter)
usually accompanied by chips and salad with additions such as garlic and chili sauce, the dish is not to everyones tastes but is a hit with teessider's!
ME: Dave im starving!
Dave: parmo yeah?
ME: yeah!!
Dave: where from?
ME: Europa?
Dave: good choice mate!
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parmo short for parmozan :FromMiddlesbroughnowhere else * mint town * in the north east of england !! its lyk chicken or beef with a creamy sauce on top and then cheese melted on too * tastey as fook *
"oryt bash !! wanna go get a parmo ?"
"okie dokie chick"
" away then ..am fukkin marvin !! "
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A middlesborough creation that consists of cheap chicken soaked in even cheaper processed cheese, deep fried in breadcrumbs and knocked out to unsuspecting passing drunks
A cheap rendition of a chicken kiev
'man im pissed and know nothing about food - lets get a parmo!'
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The hard stomach bulge of a Middlesbrough man caused by the copious consumption of parmesans (or the Parmo dish), the local junk food delicacy of the town.
HIM: You know what, babe, I could just knack a parmo, me.
HER: Yeah, I'm a bit peckish too. Get a full one and we'll share it. Get a litre of coke, some donner meat and a tub of garlic as well.
HIM: Fuck me, you'll be growing a bigger Parmo potbelly than me at this rate...
HER: Shurrup soft lad and get it ordered.
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A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.
I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.