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A person man or woman, gives 3 hand jobs to 3 different men in a week.
Jessica did a Canadian Hat Trick this week to Dave, Mike and Matt.
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What to say in a squeaky voice when someone opens a door to you and you want to surprise them. As said by cornholio
trick or treat, SONOFABITCH!!!
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A Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is the absolute skiz-ankiest of all the skiz-anks. No normal skank can stand up to the awesome power that is the Trick Ass Skiz-Ank. In the hoe-underworld the Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is more of a super hero. No trick ass bitches, sluts or even ordinary Skiz-Anks can go toe2toe with this mega slut. The Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is the true epitome of all that is skank, the essence of a true bitch, and the ugliest damn thing you will ever set eyes on!
"Holy shit dude, that Trick Ass Skiz-Ank is coming this way, whadda we do!?"
"Dude settle down, it's not a Trick Ass Skiz-Ank, it's only Godzilla."
"Oh shit man, for a second there I was worried"
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term used in hockey when a player has a goal, an assist, and a fight, all in one game. named for the former great Gordie 'Mr. Hockey' Howe, who could score goals, but also liked to fight.
"Last night, Jarome Iginla scored one goal, set up another, and beat the piss out of Alexander Ovechkin."
"That's a Gordie Howe hat trick."
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when youre at a movie with ur girl and you cut out the bottom of the popcorn bucket,and sneak your snake in there. She reaches to get popcorn, likes what she finds and you get a handjob without havin to kick any game what so ever
dude 1:"you get any over the weekend?"
dude 2" kinda"
dude 1"wtf does that mean?"
dude 2"i pulled a chick flick dick trick"
dude 1"sneaky ass motherfucker; YEAH BOYYY"
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The act of shitting on someone's face who is inebriated to the point of unconcsiousness for 'bringing down the vibe of the party'.
Did you hear what eddie als did to that bird who passed out? He 'Eddie Allen party tricked' the bitch. She was bringing down the vibe of the party.
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hope all is well with you as the brits say it
American: Hey, how's it going? hope all is well in London. xoxo
Brit: Doing just fine, thanks. Hope tricks are good with you. xxx
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