too much sand for my truck

Portuguese people have a saying that goes "muita areia para a minha camioneta" or too much sand for my truck which basically means that they're overwhelmed and can also be used to describe a person that is way too attractive for them as in they could never handle having any sort of relationship with said person.

*hot chick walks by*
dave: damn
miguel: dude, she's too much sand for your truck
dave: oh c'mon, she definitely isn't too much sand for my truck

puberty hit me like a truck

When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot

Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck

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fat truck driving lesbian

Stephanie Palmowski. Name originated from the K-Dubb G-Unit Rydahz.

Stephanie is a fat truck driving lesbian.

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kansas city trucking company

Gay Porn. This was the first in a trilogy of The El Paso Wrecking Corporation and L.A. Tool and Die.

Willy: Let's turn off this project runway soft core and pop in the Kansas City Trucking Company!
Spencer: I'll get the fried chicken
Willy: Spencer you're such a black fag

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back it up like a Tonka truck

To back it up and get down.

An ancient saying, originating in Mesopotamia, recently reintroduced by rapper Pitbull in the song 'On the Floor' by the Jennifer Lopez.

Moments after entering the club, Matthew backed it up like a Tonka truck.

Joseph ordered a root beer at the bar, then proceeded to back it up like a Tonka truck.

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stuck in a frozen meat truck

Code word for dead. A reference to the 1990 movie Goodfellas, in which a dead body is locked in a frozen meant truck.

Jeremy got stuck in a frozen meat truck last night.
Her? She's stuck in a frozen meat truck.

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just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

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