Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.

Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.

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If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

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She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!!

You will typically say this phrase when you come home from a long day of work and are looking forward to a grand feast of Terriyaki Chicken and Pineapple Rice to be prepared by your beautiful wife when she had unexpectedly whipped up a big pot of beans for both of you to chow down on.

They buggin' bro. When I... bro, bro, bro. She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!!

(he/she's got) a fin up

phrase used to describe a man or woman on the prowl. May be for a mate, sexual encounter, endeavor, location, or other discernible goal. May be demonstrated with palm extended (edge forward) from the forehead, as a shark fin.

"There goes Brad, after that floozy. (he/she's got) a fin up!"

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Why did she take the kids?

Please tell me why my wife left me and took the kids

Why did she take the kids? Please come back children im sad

Thats What She Said

is a very funny word to say when someone says almost anything !!!

Example:

person 1: i did not get the basket ball all thw way to the rim it was not long enough

person 2: it's not long enough "thats what she said"

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she pimp man-hater

A beautiful bitch who is never and never will be fooled by any penis.

look at that beautiful She pimp Man-hater.

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