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A soft drink only sold in Kentucky, quite possibly the best soda ever made.
I'm going to Kentucky to drink about 5 skillion Ale 8-1's and achieve nirvanna.
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Farts are explosive, not just the way they come out of your arse, but two of the gases in farts are inflammable. Methane and hydrogen, are inflammable, which is what makes it possible to cause a small explosion if you hold a lighter up to your rear end when you fart. It’s not a good idea though, we’ve all heard the story about the kid who farted at the candles on his birthday cake and ended up in hospital with a badly burned backside so don’t do it.
“Have you heard Malcolm’s had to go to hospital after setting light to his fart.”
“Fart fact 8, though I’m surprised with the amount of gas he produces he didn’t end up in orbit.”
A place where you can go to enjoy a movie, and the company of some small insects. A place where you run the risk of getting mesothelioma with every visit. A place where certain "offensive words" can get an employee fired on the spot (which is yet to be determined as a blessing or a curse). A place where if employed you make luck out and have one good manager. A place where you may see a ghost for it is a haunted place. They say you never know if there is a heavan or hell, but one thing is for sure hell is real and its pseudonym is The Breeze Cinema 8
hey wanna go to The Breeze Cinema 8". " no thanks I don't like cockroaches
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When you go to sleep at night for a full 8 hours, but when you wake up, you feel like you have only had a short nap. Usually when you have to go to sleep by a certain time in order to get up and get ready for school or work. Usually you have a desire to go back to sleep because you are still tired, but do not because you: A. Do not want to get fired from your job or B. Are forced to attend school by the United States government.
Mom: Get up Aaron!
Aaron: 5 more minutes Mom, I've only had an 8 hour nap. I need more sleep.
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A penis going into a vagina. Used to make humor in AIM Chatrooms.
Person I: Hey homie.
Person II: Check this out! A dick fucking a pussy. 8====D (O)
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A fruity, ginger-flavored soft drink/pop popular in the Upper South that has a high amount of caffeine and a distinctive flavor. It is considered a ginger ale. Manufactured in Winchester, Kentucky, Ale-8-1 got its name as the result of a contest in the 1920s and refers to "a late one," as in those days many people drank a soft drink at night before bed to settle their stomachs. Also featured in the Cameron Crow 2005 film, Elizabethtown. Available through the company store but only sold in the Upper South in stores.
"I couldn't get any Diet Ale-8-1 in Dayton, so I had to drive an hour to Kentucky to buy some. They only have the full-sugar version in Dayton (Ohio)."
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A woman or man who fucks someone to avoid paying rent.
A poor skank
"I had to kick that Section 8 hoe out of my house because she quit putting out"
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