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Why does Ed have no bitch? Cuz Sheeran away (Ed Sheeran.com)
When a male who has a semi erect penis brings the tip to his sexual partners index finger, said partners index finger then touches the tip. After this the male roles his foreskin over the sexual partners index finger, creating a foreskin engulfed finger. This creates a holy like moment between both parties that resembles the michelangelo painting.
last night Hannah and I michelangelo-ed for the first time, it was truly a bonding moment
having alzheimer affects/effects from t.h.c edibles.
I ate 100m.g of those pot edibles I became Ed Hiemer for 5 hours.
When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.
I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.
The process of jacking a man off until he is fully erect, so his penis resembles a lever commonly found on a fro-yo machine. Then pulling down on this "lever" until shit comes out of the ass. The "lever" puller then positions his gaping asshole under the ass until shit fills their ass.
Oh my gosh Karis I can't wait to go get froyo-ed with you and jeff