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This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
You don't START your pandemic with ALL your best players... you END with them!
Covid-19 is just that, a "Co", a helper "vid", an assistant vid, a copilot vid, it is a "not ready for prime time" vid, it is the "fluffer" vid for many major molecular level death sprees. The VP to any Prez. The Teller for every Penn. "Radar" to any MASH Colonel.
Mainvid-19 is the one to watch out for. Covid-19 is a mere distraction in comparison. Its only purpose is to grab our attention for the main act.
Covid-19 was only the opening act, and will rate just a minus 5 on a scale of 1 to 10, death rate wise.
Mainvid-19 may end life on earth as we knew it, leaving single cel amoebas to restart that long evolutionary climb to becoming a burger flipper.
In 2021, Public redemption for Republicans who felt tainted by Trump's constant claims that Covid-19 is a scam came when Mainvid-19 arrived in February, and in its first days produced a Twin Towers box score each HOUR. 80,000 deaths every day. The light bulbs shone bright over every Republican's head, Trump had NOT lied about the pandemic being fake after all. He meant only that Mainvid-19 had not got here yet, he created the Co vaccine himself, and whenever Mainvid-19 arrives, it's on Biden's watch!
an American reality television series that aired on the cable channel TLC for seven years until its cancellation in 2015
were able to skirt child labor laws because they were classified as documentaries. A 2010 investigation by The Times revealed that producers of 19 Kids and Counting
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something you have to do on Christmas eve first you have to get 19 peaces of hair then you get 19 grains of sand then you get 19 cookies then you get 19 boogers next you have to get 19 rocks then you put 19 of anything you want repeat 18 times after the first time you do it
andy: oh man i forgot to do 19 let me see if i still have time
clock: 12:00 am
andy: OH NO
santa: HO HO HO YOU FORGOT TO DO 19
andy: santa plz i have a child on the way i want it to meet its dad
santa: omg andy YOUR 7 HOW DID YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT
andy: it wasn't a girl
santa: thats it im gonna send you to a tar pit for a very painful death
andy: uwu * dies cutely*
something you have to do on Christmas eve first you have to get 19 peaces of hair then you get 19 grains of sand then you get 19 cookies then you get 19 boogers next you have to get 19 rocks then you put 19 of anything you want repeat 18 times after the first time you do it
andy: oh man i forgot to do 19 let me see if i still have time
clock: 12:00 am
andy: OH NO
santa: HO HO HO YOU FORGOT TO DO 19
andy: santa plz i have a child on the way i want it to meet its dad
santa: omg andy YOUR 7 HOW DID YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT
andy: it wasn't a girl
santa: thats it im gonna send you to a tar pit for a very painful death
andy: uwu * dies cutely*
ONE OF THE BEST SONGS OF THE BEST BOYBAND EVER STRAY KIDS THEY'RE LEGENDS SO YOU GOTTA STAN THEM
-Have you listened to 19 by Stray Kids?
-Yeah! that's why we are in the holy heaven!
You Cannot Watch 19+ Kdrama or Buying Soju because you are under 19 in South Korea