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{ Sweet } Serenities

1. Offers great prices and wonderful products.
2. Has beautiful dresses and tops for sale!
3. Wonderful handmade greeting cards up for grabs!

1. Hey if you go on eBay and look up SweetSerenities you can find the coolest eBay store ever and the best products at great prices! YAY for { Sweet } Serenities!!!
2. I got this beautiful dress off of { Sweet } Serenities eBay store, what a great buy!
3. I can't believe I found these awesome greeting cards for Christmas! They came from { Sweet } Serenities on eBay!

by { Sweet } Serenities January 17, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


flippin sweet

phrase used by lame kids who overues napoleon dynamite quotes. i don't know why they say it. that quote wasn't even in the movie.

hey man your shoes are flippin' sweet.
STFU you lame-ass. that isn't even in the movie.
BUT I LOVE MORMONS LOLZ.

by mini-day February 26, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Keep Sweet

A term of endearment meaning to "stay sweet". Generally used in goodbyes.

Gentleman- "Yo bitch, I'm out for realsies"
Main bitch- "Alright sugardaddy, goodnight"
Gentleman- "Keep sweet, cutie"
Main bitch- "Oh, by the way, did you hear that Christine is pregnant?"
Gentleman- "Seriously? Because I had a passionate relationship with her last month. Perhaps the child belongs to me:("
Main bitch- "Probably. Did you use protection?"
Gentleman- "Honestly Laura, do WE use protection?"
Main bitch- "I guess you're right. Well, I love you."
Gentleman- "That's weird to say, I mean...It's pretty early in our relationship to start using a word like that"
Main bitch- "Well, I think I mean it... I mean... I think we have something one of a kind."
Gentleman- "Listen Laura, I like you and all, but honestly...I'm not sure if I can do this if you're going to be like that."
Main bitch- "David...I'm sorry, I just felt it from the heat, I mean...I am pregnant with you're child..."
Gentleman- "Firstly, my name isn't David, it's Christopher, and secondly, we haven't had sex. Are you drunk?"
Main bitch- "Wasted. But I'm being serious. I love you. And I think I'm pregnant"
Gentleman- "I gotta go. I can't deal with this...But for realsies lol, I love you too. J/klolol."
Main bitch- "Haha, david, you make me swoon. I think I just peed myself. Look, is there a stain?"
Gentleman- "Yes."
Main bitch- /cries
Gentleman- /slapsmainbitch
Main bitch- "Goodnight John"
Gentleman- "Okay Loretta, keep sweet for realziesLOLOLOLOLOL:("
Main bitch- "Rofflesaurs<3ubye"
Gentleman-" Stfu, bye baby.

by Whoatetheretard June 26, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


sweet and sour

a female human's vagina

Let's take turns snaking on her sweet and sour.

by rexdch May 1, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


sweet nothings

the act of giving a blowjob and spitting the ejaculate into the receiver's ear.

Sweet nothings are a wonderful alternative to snowballs.

by SEVENONEFIVE April 13, 2005

176๐Ÿ‘ 899๐Ÿ‘Ž


sweet cakes

Term coined by my aviation teacher to describe a gay date.

Sweet cakes is in Borrego Springs. calculate the time it will take to meet him there.

... according the FAR's, alls you have to do is 3 take offs and landings w/a full stop at night. Then you can throw sweet cakes in the plane.

by ?who cares?? December 5, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sweet Pea

1. offspring of the union between Olive Oil and Popeye, usually wrapped in swaddling and causes anxiety for the lucky parents
2. Lesbian term of endearment
3. glass of mother nature's finest served straight from the tap for those that enjoy the hot yellow beverage, whether deserved or not, figurative or literal

1. Popeye! Sweet Pea's about to fall from that girder on the construction site! Save him!
2. My gorgeous Sweet Pea. I could just eat you up!
3. Do you drink your own piss?

by wriggler February 21, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž