Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
When you get an among us girlfriend.
1: Go to the bottom of all among us servers.
2: Join it.
3: Get their snapchat and avoid getting banned.
4:Meet in real life.
Hey bro, I got an among us girlfriend.
bro shut up get out of here so cringy
An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life
"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"
This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day
*post pictures of girlfriend*
Girlfriend* awww how sweet
Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
The biggest whore ever known, she is a whore and a stupid slut, also me and giraffe hate her a lot, because she is a dumb stupid hoe
Oh yeah your acting a lot like Mages Girlfriend you hoe
It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.
“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”