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A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.
Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.
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the act of inserting the penis into the ass hole
i have anal sex with my boyfriend all the time
if there are no condoms around have anal sex, then she cant get pregnant.
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When you've just had a really wet shit, and shit-juice starts leaking down your leg
"Hey Jimmy what's on your leg?"
"Just some anal leakage"
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An anal bus is a means of travel for persons inspecting a rectal area. It can be via penis, dildo, fist or vegetable.
Don't eat that carrot. It has been used as an anal bus.
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when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)
After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.
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The best kind of sex in the world
I pounded her tight ass.
Wow that must have felt great.
Well duh seing as anal sex is the best sex in the world!
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1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus.
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".
" that guy over there is such an anal twitch!"
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