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thinking like an asshole or just being plain ruthless
bobby: oscar can i have a dollar
oscar: hell no
bobby: you gotta job
oscar: but i dont get paid till friday
oscar: so what
bobby: please
oscar: do i look like a bank to you
bobby: no
oscar: ok then
bobby: you got that asshole mentality i swear
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What you see as people are leaving work, school, or getting out of any situation in a quick manner.
1. At quiting time everyone leaves work as fast as possible, and all that I saw was elbows and assholes.
2. Because people are running away from you, all you can see is their assholes and their elbows.
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tasty treat cooked, baked, steamed, broiled, broasted, or roasted on an open fire, made from the contents of your ass.
My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her with a nice dinner, so i made a tasty asshole casserole. OR.. a "hotdish" as we say in ol' Minesooodah
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Homophobic assholes are people who act like complete douches around people who arent following the girl and boy dating code.
"THAT GUY IS A HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE! HE TOLD ME HE WANTED ME TO SIT AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS FOR KISSING A BOY!"
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Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.
Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.
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An asshole that has been fucked so much that the muscles in the asshole loose all elasticity and therefor the asshole sags abnormally.
John fucked Sally's asshole so much that she ended up with a saggy asshole.
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The process by which a person becomes accustomed to an asshole member of a social group and is then able to look past said asshole's behavior and appreciate him for the color of his personality.
The term was coined in the late 90's by the inhabitants of the (now defunct) Intel Call Center at the Heathrow campus of the Convergys Corporation.
Also known as: Getting to know Kevin 'Ribbs' Chance, a tall German kid from Deland Florida who had a flare for being an asshole in the most exciting of ways.
Loocious: Damn Kev, you're an asshole
Ralph: Loocious, YOU need to go through De-assholization.
Fury: Yep.
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