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Boys save your ones. We're going to the titty bar.
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bar ba·by
bar bey-bee
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2. a young child who, when their father is watching them, accompanies him at the local bar. Often to a place with other fathers doing the same with their child.
I didn't turn out too bad for being a bar baby!
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Any form of sex, usually a blowjob.
what would I would do for a klondike bar...
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When your penis is at half length and is an inconveience.
Boy 1: Man wtf is in ur pants?
boy 2: dude i got a half bar shutup
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The simplified version of their real name that pretty much anyone who doesn't have a totally White-bread name comes up with to give out when (loud, white) people at bars, clubs, etc. come up and ask what their names are.
Useful for avoiding annoying, endless repeated attempts by the asker to 'get the name right', or avoiding the inevitable "So where are you from? ...So where are you *really* from?" questions.
Almost always only a syllable or two, and easy to shout in someone's ear when the music is loud.
Often a middle name or something that the person doesn't normally go by.
"Hi, I'm Shan!" -Bar name of Shaniqua
"Hey man, I'm Zee, nice to meet you" -Bar name of Zaid
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Named after the Nazi War Criminal, the Schelonka Bar is the ring-leader of ALL prison rapes at their correctional facility. The term is more commonly used to refer to the actual bar of soap that was dropped causing the rape.
Prison Mike: I got a Schelonka Bar in the shower, it slipped right out. I bent over and next thing you know, I was getting my pudding cup shanked.
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n. A bartender whose most important asset is his/her looks, rather than any skill in preparing drinks, remembering orders, resolving disputes, or dealing with belligerent patrons. May help to increase a bar's revenue from tips, explaining why so many of them manage to keep their jobs. Stereotypically female, but male examples are common. (Compare with the sci-fi term "bridge bunny.")
This term is also used to refer to a certain kind of drinker, but there are many other names for them.
My cousin's boyfriend works at the Louie's on Grand Avenue. He's a total bar bunny--he has to remind himself which end of a glass to pour beer into--but he's good at flattering insecure customers who feel like their lives have already peaked. So they leave big tips and all the employees benefit.
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