My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

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bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

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look at the birds

1. Doesn't mean anything. Used to fill a gap in the conversation.
2. Expression of resignation, like a verbal shrug.
3. Observe them girl types.

1. (Pause)
Fredrick: Look at the birds
(Pause)
2. Chadworth: We're done for.
Marshall: Look at the birds.
3. Stines: Look at the birds.
Jobsman: Noice!

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bird dogging

The activist tactic of attending public appearances by politicians in order to win new policies. Strategies have included asking questions, shaking hands, chanting, etc. HIV/AIDS activists coined this usage to describe pre-election efforts targeting politicians. Note: The usage that involves men flirting with women is an actual word in Webster's.

Bird dogging Obama and McCain on the campaign trail was difficult but contributed to some important results.

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Big Bird

A woman who has a strangely proportioned body where she has a huge front fanny (sandbag) and a massive arse so she resembles the paedophile bird from Sesame St.

Whoaaa man, look at that Big Bird. Bet she has a wide set vagina.

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the birds and the bees

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens

"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"

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flappy bird

when you are fucking a girl then quickly pull out and shit on her chest and then tar and feather her then punch her in the back of the neck so she scquacks like a bird

joe: my night was rough bro
tom: why bro
joe: i pulled a flappy bird on my girl lastnight and then she kicked me out smh
tom: thats harsh bro

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