Sir

The proper way for a submissive to greet a Dominant.

Yes Sir, i will do as You command.

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Sir

Sir is another name for daddy

When John was in bed with Lisa she screamed “Oh! Yes sir! daddy”

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Sir

A way to address a male, since females tend to take offence.

A respectful greeting

You sir, are a fuckin moron

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Sirred

verb

When someone calls a male stranger "Sir".

Specifically applies when the guy who got 'sirred' hasn't accepted that he's getting old and doesn't think there's enough of an age difference to warrant it. Doesn't count during retail transactions or any circumstance where the younger person is working and trying to sound professional.

Male equivalent of 'Ma'amed'

20yo male to stranger passing by "How are you, Sir?"

30yo male to stranger "Uhhh good man"

30yo male to friend "Holy shit that guy just sirred me, do I really look that old!?"

friend "Yes. Yes you do. I always thought you were like 45. Anyway you gotta let it go man, you're getting fucking old!"

sir

What you should respond to when people call you by it, so they don't call you Hey You next.

You can't go in there, sir.

Sir!

Hey You!!

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sir

The opposite of ma'am commonly used when speaking to a man.

Yes, sir

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sir

what a young girl calls an older guy she likes.

Are you really 18?

Yes sir, I'm really 18. *blush*

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