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The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.

Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.

by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019


crown rewards card

yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.

clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*

by taekwondoangel1 June 22, 2009

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Official Man Card

An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.

Jeff went and saw Sex and the City Two, We've got to revoke his Official Man Card!

by OfficialManCard February 6, 2011

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Pink Flash Card

Ref. 'Bitch Please'

Also stated as "PFC"

"When my mom told me she wouldn't let me go to the party last night, I was like 'Pink Flash Card'"

by Titty Mc'Fag-Nuggets October 16, 2009

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Couple of Cards

Something dumbass kids named luis say for no reason. "You guys are a couple of cards"

"This sucks"
"wanna know why? You guys are a couple of cards"

by ManualGrimm May 21, 2018

3πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


pull your card

Known most in the upper north east....To pull one's card is to give a beat down, kill etc...Also used as a threat if someone is to cross a border they shouldn't you will pull their card.

Someone hit on my girlfriend....I would tell him do it again and I will pull your card. Beat down, etc....

by JohnathanPke November 21, 2008

61πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


my ace card

the act of giving your significant other or someone you trust total access to all areas of your body.

Ava:”you can have my ace card”
Luke: β€œOK BET”
Ava and Luke: *has sex* IN SOPHOMORE YEAR KIDZ

by tiny luke August 14, 2019

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž