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A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.
Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista
Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.
You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)
One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.
John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
Christian Santiago is the hottest guy you will ever meet, you will fall in love in 0.2 seconds, he is just THAT sexy ass nigga and he just needs to be praised because god put all his work into his looks.
Christian Santiago is sexy
Yea ik
A very intelligent, sweet, caring and sarcastic male human being. He is also very attractive with beautiful eyes and long lushes eye lashes.
Christian DeVore is the best thing to every happen to me!
A really hot couple. She is a goddess and he is the ideal brother in law.
Kaelya and Christian went to prom, and everyone in the room stopped to stare at them.
The development of a writing/ publishing business with an inspirational or Christian theme from the ground up — coming up with an idea centered on book writing and/or publishing with an inspirational or Christian theme and turning it into a profitable business.
Determining your ministry and higher purpose is the first step in Christian Authorpreneurship.