The foulest, most pungent, sloppy wet excreta found in a nappy.
I swear that nappy was filled with the devil's gravy.
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A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charmsβ¦they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once youβve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.
Devil Smurf fills you with strange appetites.
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If youβre having green-brown eyes, you are having devil eyes. People with that eye color are often the most lovely, but they can also very dangerous.
A: Hey, do you see that guy over there, I think he has devil eyes
B: what are devil eyes?
A: people with green-brown eyes have devil eyes because of the evil looking color
B: what?
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Poop
I need to go drop off the devil's doughnuts
I need to go drop off the devil doughnut
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A giant black Dildo with razors and spikes used in sexual activity and or as a weapon.
Jane did not see it comeing as John used his new toy. as known as (the devils mace)
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I did the devil's congo with cute girl the other day
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Racing the Devil...To the toilet. Diarrhea situation.
I had Two frozen burritos with extra Cholula hot sauce before I went to bed last night. I will be Racing the Devil to the bathroom before this safety meeting is over this morning.
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