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Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':
Policeman 1: falls right next to a robber
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*
Donut is when you feel the urge to nut on your friend's doughnut.
Friend1: ewww jason why is my doughnut filled with your sperm.
Jason: sorry I had a donut.
can be used as an insult for someone who is not very smart
thats not the answer you donut!
(donutted, donut)The act of punching a whole through one’s chest, leaving an open hole and making the person resemble a donut. Commonly used as the joke in the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure community.
Looks like he just died from a donut.
Slang term for Blowjob in Buies Creek NC
Guy 1: ill be back later guys
Guy 2: go get them donuts!
Guy 1: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh dawg