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(verb) Synonym of 'to nuke'. When a city gets nuked, some of the building materials and natural rocks can melt from the high temperature and solidify as a type of glass.
Mike: "Dude, have you heard what happened to Hiroshima?"
Joe: "Yeah, it got glassed, what a shame!"
Apparently, Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek's heart) thinks Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) is cute when he wears his glasses. So, the code name for him is "Glasses".
OOOOHHHHH, KIMBERLY, GLASSES IS WEARING HIS GLASSES!!!!!
Kimberly: look, derek looks so cute right now! He should wear his glasses all the time!!
Me: ugh
Apparently Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek’s heart), thinks that Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) looks cute in glasses. So, his code name is Glasses.
OOOHHH, KIMBERLY, DEREK IS WEARING HIS GLASSES RIGHT NOW!!!
Kimberly: Derek looks so cute when he is wearing his glasses!
Me: ugh
stealing something in a sneaky way. usually used it as a code word in public
Person 1 : Ay bro you wanna glass some shit from target?
Person 2: For sure bro
To use a shattered beer bottle, or any other form of broken glassware, to assault another person with the intent of cutting them.
"If this twerp keeps trying to defend Trump and his cronies, I'll glass him."
"But you haven't finished your beer yet!"
"See if I give a shit."
Something that you need if your vision is impaired but good enough to still be able to see. On the other hand, despite what some very stupid people think they do NOT and they will NEVER make you smarter. Only you can make yourself smarter.
It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.