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The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.
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Cut your hair off, and then go tell your toxic ex you want them back
He you remember how you fucked my feelings up, yea can you come back now... thanks. That’s how to be happy
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Being so excited and overly joyous to the point of screaming and making a scene.
OMG I HELLA HAPPY!
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an adjective that describes someone who is not happy
Oh great, here comes happy pack.
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The pillow you put in between your legs and/or hug while sleeping
*Joe looks at Jane's long pillow*
Joe: Is that your happy pillow?
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vodka, or other alcoholic beverages, usually clear alcoholic beverages
They were all drinking happy water, so they all got drunk.
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Like tears of joy ...that occur much lower.
"The dog was so glad to see us that he made 'happy tinkle'" or, "That was SO great of you that I may cry or ...no, wait, it's just a little happy tinkle!"
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