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The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.
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Cut your hair off, and then go tell your toxic ex you want them back
He you remember how you fucked my feelings up, yea can you come back now... thanks. That’s how to be happy
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Being so excited and overly joyous to the point of screaming and making a scene.
OMG I HELLA HAPPY!
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Like tears of joy ...that occur much lower.
"The dog was so glad to see us that he made 'happy tinkle'" or, "That was SO great of you that I may cry or ...no, wait, it's just a little happy tinkle!"
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It's the femdom, where you don't harm the male, just pleasures him without him wanting to.
Yo man, femdom is ga, nah man, it was happy femdom
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One who has no desire to rise above the rank of con artist in life. A frequent condition in low income areas mainly due to peer pressure.
My platinum blonde girlfriend is a Happy Grifter fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.
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an adjective that describes someone who is not happy
Oh great, here comes happy pack.
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