i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!

Could it have been? 😑 Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.

Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."

I have man boobs

When u run they jiggle and make a sweetly sound and u drink milk out of them

hey I have man boobs at my place

Should have been aborted

Should have been aborted is a term used for someone who doesn't deserve life and they should been aborted by their parents a long time ago.

"Gugi should have been aborted, as should Katja"

I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.

Don't forget dear I have papers on you.

Never Have I Ever

Never Have I Ever is a well known game but it's also a pretty popular show on Netflix. The main character is Devi, Devi is a 15 year old girl who moved from India to America and is trying to fit in at school after being paralyzed for 3 months and her dad dying after having a heart attack at Devi's orchestra concert.

"Hey do you wanna watch Never Have I Ever?"

have your ducks covered

Bases covered + ducks in a row = having our ducks covered.

It is obivous you are a metophore scrambler

When working on many things it is important to have your ducks covered.