arse in his hand

Dejected, disconsolate, disappointed, depressed.

Ever since he failed to get that promotion, Jerry has been walking around with his arse in his hand.

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hi yu doin

A gay way to say wats up. Or a girls way of sayin ''HEY GIRL''

Jack: Hi yu doin

Bill: Nigga you gay

Lisa: Hi yu doin

Marie: Good hi yu doin

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talkin to his shoulder

When a cop talks into his shoulder radio. Usually to call in a crime.

After blowing through a stop sign going 80.
Dude A: "Shit, was that pig just talkin to his shoulder?"
Dude B: "Yeah. We better clear the fuck out."

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His palms are sweaty

Code word for a wigger - a white guy who's tries to act black

Supervisor: So you gonna have Joey work the cash register
Manager: Nah, his speech ain't polished.... his palms are sweaty.

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weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

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eat his hat

A metaphor for wanting to make out/sleep with someone of an attractive nature.

Anette: Oh baby look at him.

Amber: Oh yah I'd totally eat HIS hat.

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broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

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