Brain Orgasm

A trick often displayed via an image to get the reader to first hyperventilate themselves and then blow on their thumb, causing oxygen deprivation. The result? A euphoric feeling, however it is not without its consequences, it will of course damage you and, with that euphoric feeling, is an extreme pain, both feelings do not last long.

"Hey dude check this trick out!"
"What?"
"1) Bring knees to chest

2) Breath deeply in and out for 20 seconds

3) Blow on thumb as hard as possible"
"Lets try it!"
"OH GOD! BRAIN ORGASM!"

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brain surgeon

Sarcastically applied to someone who makes a dumb mistake.

"You threw away the winning ticket?! Way to go brain surgeon!"

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Schiff for brains

When someone’s bias and ego interfere with their interpretation of true market signal leading to lost opportunities

Peter had Schiff for brains and missed the best asymmetric bet of his live more than a dozen times.

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brain fact

A thought that you believe to be true. The "facts" are completely fabricated and are supported by zero empirical evidence whatsoever. The only qualifier is that you believe the fact to be true.

Jordon: "Fact: fat people have less body hair than skinny people."
Kara: "that's not a fact."
Jordon: "yes it is."
Kara: "supported by what evidence?"
Jordon: "My observations. Brain fact!"

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monkey brain

Grab the scrotum sac and squeeze it from the base tightening the skin around the testicles. The result is a perfectly formed miniature "brain".

Dude, her stone cold heart turned to hot lava once she seen the monkey brain.

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Meat-Brain

A person of generally limited imagination, who originates and passionately carries out hair-brain schemes, or idiotic shenanigans. While religiously insisting on being completely deck out in commando gear or home-made ninja customs.

Two Meat-Brain (s), Robles and Raftery, stalking a larger, out of touch and some what paranoid kid, Palmieri; in a cemetery, while dressed in bdu’s and pretending to be ghost.

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Mud Brain

after the act of sodomy, you receive fellatio

that chick Rachael was a freak, she gave me mud brain, and i accepted in a drunken stupor

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