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(n.) a 16-year-old boy who thinks that he's cool and can sing hip-hop and is, for some strange reasons, loved by 13-year-old girls who thinks that he is a "talented musician" (citation needed, really, an italic would also be great) while even boys like girls sounds better than he is.
(v.) an act of having mistakenly considered a boy's high-pitched voice as a young girl's voice.
1. tom got justin bieber'd on the phone by may:
*phone rings*
tom: hello, good afternoon.
may: *enthusiastically* oh heyy, aunt marie. can i talk to tom?
tom: uhh..., may, it's me, tom.
2. i have nothing against the bieber personally, but i think the modern music industry needs more true talents.
Guy 1: that guy is Justin Bieber
Guy 2: Oh so hes a fag
Guy 1: Ya
A punk wigger kid who's so up his own ass that he uses ghetto words like "aight" and has two albums with the same name.
"Justin Bieber" can also be used to describe someone who hasn't hit puberty or who acts like a wigger.
Agent - "Justin, you have a crowd of twelve year olds in hoodies who want autographs!"
Justin Bieber - "Aight dawg, just let me chill for a minute and I'll be out, aight?."
A term for a faggot who got lucky and won't stop shoving it in your ears.
Kid A: dude, Tim got 100% on that test
Kid B: I know, ant the way he talks about it he's turning into a total Justin Bieber.
Kid A: Yeah, let's go listen to some real music. (Plays good music)
Tim: Hey guy's
Kid A & B: Get the hell out!
A seven year old girl who sings -despite lack of talent- about being a lesbian.
"Who sings this song?"
"Oh, it's just Justin Bieber. I feel so bad for her, so young and so confused.
Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).
Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
An uglier, less talented version of most kids his age.
Some fangirls say I'm hating on him because he's a kid, but he's actually older than I am, so that makes no sense.
I'm also not jealous of a kid who sucked L.A. Reid's dick for a record deal, so you can take that argument and shove it in your cooch.
A chorus consisting of only the word "Baby" doesn't make for a good song, and his voice is like sandpaper on the ears of the sane.
Thing 1: HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM?!
Thing 2: YEAH IT"S SO AMAZING!!!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!!
Human: No. I'd sooner have Jason Miller clap my ears than listen to that abomination.
Thing 1: WHATEVER! YOU'RE JUST JELLY 'CAUSE HE'S MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU!
Human: I'm a rocket scientist...