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Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

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Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn

If ur a 15 year old girl be prepared. If she can’t have u she’ll jerk off to ur Pinterest. She’ll find her way in no matter how rapisty

Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn secretly wants to f every 15 year old girl she sees & is willing to use rapist quality force to grant access for perving / stalking hour

by reincarnatedkanyewest April 14, 2022

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Sky Karen

The pleasant sounding, yet demanding instructional voice that narrates over the loudspeaker in each Gondola Cabin on the Disney Skyliner

Well I thought I would stay on the gondola and ride back to Epcot, but Sky Karen said not a chance bub

by Massive Tea February 13, 2021


Fuckemup Karen

A Karen who has transcended the level of fuckwittage that they have resorted to violence and will then hit you. When a person retaliates, the Fuckemup Karen will use their cat-like reflexes to grab their phone and stream pn Facebook live. Other characteristics include, shit hair, usually divorced, gets off on talking to managers and usually wearing expensive brands to show "power"

"Mate, I was at work today and witnessed a Fuckemup Karen"

"Damn, lucky. They're really rare"

by Buffnuggets December 11, 2023


Overcompensating Karen

A self-aware Karen (or unfortunate person with a Karen-vibe) attempting to reform from problematic Karen behavior so they act like the antithesis of a Karen by overcompensating and displaying over-the-top friendly behavior to people in the service industry in order to seem more relatable. They often coming off as inauthentic but their intentions aren’t necessarily bad.

This entitled-looking middle-aged white woman with an inverted bob haircut is obviously trying extremely hard to be relatable and liked by the manicurist. It’s hard to watch this Overcompensating Karen.

by threeosixpm October 11, 2022


school karen

This is a student who fights with the teacher on endless cases just for that .1 on their average.

This school Karen really did not just email that teacher for one damn question. What a typical Karen.

by SCHOOLKAREN September 17, 2020

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Genocide Karen

A raging behemoth of Karen demanding "a word" with the President about unaliving defenseless children faster.

Did you see the interview about illegal settlements on TV yesterday? Their right-wing extremist leader was upset the news anchor was trying to hide the evidence and went full Genocide Karen instead.

by Iamthat February 7, 2024