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jan martin

A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.

Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!

by Sw00ty November 20, 2017


Leif Martin

Smort

Leif martin is so smort

by Handle Cant blank... June 22, 2022


Bald Martin

An Absolute bald black man him self

Bald Martin: Ello Mate, wanna photo?
Me: Hell nah your a fat bald Nigger

by TheCanadianCraka September 17, 2021


Marlie Paige Martin

Witawwy the coolest! Haha! Farlie fartin! Stalked me for 5 months and wont even talk to me.. *sigh*

Guy 1: “hey you seen what Marlie Paige Martin was doing”
Guy 2: “yeah ik she was witawwy stalking me at lunch”

by Cayden Hoogeveen January 29, 2024


mia martin

she is extremely pretty and confident. she loves her horse and has a sister who is always in trouble but still loves her. her best friend's name is Emily. she is always there for her. even though they are always on probation, that doesn't stop them. she is heartbroken this moment and thinks he's dead. she loves him so much its crazy. but his ex just broke up with him. shes afraid if they date every time he looks at her, he'll miss his ex. but that doesn't stop her. overall, shes an amazing girl. you're lucky if you have her.

"look at her! shes amazing. you never know what that mia martin is thinking and feeling."

"mia and emily put each other on probation again" "doesn't surprise me!"

by Jadeybabey February 12, 2014


martin sanchez

A man with a huge penis

The dude is short but hes martin sanchez

by Djkhaledfannn January 9, 2018


Martin Vazquez

They're usually a gay person with a foot fetish

He has been staring at pictures of feet, I'm starting to worry he'll become a Martin Vazquez

by yourbestfriendrudy January 14, 2020