mud crotch

When a girl wipes back to front and pieces of poo get stuck in her pubes.

I was about to go down on this girl but I realized she had mad mud crotch, so I said, "hell nah, put your pants back on and get the hell out, bitch... unforgivable!".

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stick in the mud

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

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Mud Sucker

Scum horrible person who smells like old roast dinners.

Dave is such a Mud Sucker

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Stick In the Mud

Is a nickname for gay sex

John and Obama were doing the stick in the mud routine, when i opened the door.

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mud flap

when your girlfriend sharts on ur balls while diong her missionary style

my girlfriend had burritos for lunch and gave me a mud flap during our nooner.

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Mud Duck

A female who is aware of the fact that her sole purpose of your friendship is to fuck you whenever u want.

She isn't my girlfriend, she's just a Mud Duck!!!

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Mud Flaps

A very very very very old woman's vagina.
In other words, the vaginal lips are so old and saggy that they hang down like 2 mud flaps on a car.

I saw a pair of Mud Flaps walking down the street last night.

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