Blueberry Muffins

Part of the BRO CODE

When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.

In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".

Bro sees his bro in trouble and subtly codes to him: "DUDE!! Lets go get some BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!"

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cock muffin

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead

1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.

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Muffin

muf·fin (verb) 1. The act of totally sucking at any activity, especially videogames, which includes acumulating a once thought impossible score.

P1: Damn it all, I got -10 points!
P2: Dude, your muffin.

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Dick Muffin

the tip of a dick.

"holy shit nice dick muffin!"

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smelling the muffins

Making out.

Coined 2007 at Duke.

"Hey, Sue? We're smelling the muffins. We like smelling the muffins," Paul said, his arm wrapped around Paulette as they strolled into the kitchen. "Could you... eh... leave?"

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kitty muffins

The kneading of cat's when they're into it.

my sweet kitty cat's making kitty muffins!

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muffin bucket

An ambiguous dirty word that can mean almost anything, it really depends on the context it is used.

"I kicked her right in the muffin bucket!"

"Dinner was good, then we came home and we filled the ole' muffin bucket if you know what I mean."

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