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Queef Pie

The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus

Omg I had a queef pie last night!

by 03woodsj May 28, 2009


Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.

"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."

by TrakPak December 05, 2018


Shoofly pie

A rich pie made of molasses and crumbs on top. A common dessert in Louisiana and southern United States. Named so because the sticky molasses of the pie attracts flies which is then followed with the phrase: "shoo fly!"

Aunt Pam baked up some swell shoofly pie to go with our dinner.

by Ashiedown December 24, 2013


Emo Pie

The nickname for Ali Halani, celeberity from 1845-1912.

People refer to Ali Halani as Emo pie when in a conversation.

Bob:Did you see Emo Pie's stunt yesterday?

George: Yeah, it was awesome!

by Bob Rewarder May 28, 2009


pudgy pie

The act of using fruit pie filling as lube for butt fucking someone, while simultaneously branding both their ass cheeks with a red hot iron.

Dude I heard Patton got pudgy pied so hard by Quade last night.

by leagueofsuperbestfriends July 23, 2015


Pie Guy

A person who is overly obsessed with pies. Cherry, apple, custard, does not matter, He wants mo'.

Hey, you know that Pie Guy up in the Front End department? I think his name is Adam and he bought all the pies AGAIN!

by Jess123321 September 15, 2007


Rat Pie

A particullarly cheap meat and vegetable pie that when turned upside down and the bottom pastry is eaten off it looks like you've indeed actually eaten a rat pie. This can be further demonstrated by a line of tomato ketchup from the base of the pie to act as a tail.

I would have loved to have taken you up on the offer of a pork pie but I've already had Rat Pie for lunch.

by Mr F & Mrs A September 08, 2009