The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus
Omg I had a queef pie last night!
A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.
"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"
"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."
A rich pie made of molasses and crumbs on top. A common dessert in Louisiana and southern United States. Named so because the sticky molasses of the pie attracts flies which is then followed with the phrase: "shoo fly!"
Aunt Pam baked up some swell shoofly pie to go with our dinner.
The nickname for Ali Halani, celeberity from 1845-1912.
People refer to Ali Halani as Emo pie when in a conversation.
Bob:Did you see Emo Pie's stunt yesterday?
George: Yeah, it was awesome!
The act of using fruit pie filling as lube for butt fucking someone, while simultaneously branding both their ass cheeks with a red hot iron.
Dude I heard Patton got pudgy pied so hard by Quade last night.
A person who is overly obsessed with pies. Cherry, apple, custard, does not matter, He wants mo'.
Hey, you know that Pie Guy up in the Front End department? I think his name is Adam and he bought all the pies AGAIN!
A particullarly cheap meat and vegetable pie that when turned upside down and the bottom pastry is eaten off it looks like you've indeed actually eaten a rat pie. This can be further demonstrated by a line of tomato ketchup from the base of the pie to act as a tail.
I would have loved to have taken you up on the offer of a pork pie but I've already had Rat Pie for lunch.