A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.
"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"
"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."
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The Act Of Queefing Into Someone's Face Whilst They Perform Cunnilingus
Omg I had a queef pie last night!
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A person who is overly obsessed with pies. Cherry, apple, custard, does not matter, He wants mo'.
Hey, you know that Pie Guy up in the Front End department? I think his name is Adam and he bought all the pies AGAIN!
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An eccentric male homosexual who does not practice proper hygiene bathing techniques of his anal area.
I could never dine on a dirty pie because I only care to eat clean booty.
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A particullarly cheap meat and vegetable pie that when turned upside down and the bottom pastry is eaten off it looks like you've indeed actually eaten a rat pie. This can be further demonstrated by a line of tomato ketchup from the base of the pie to act as a tail.
I would have loved to have taken you up on the offer of a pork pie but I've already had Rat Pie for lunch.
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A rich pie made of molasses and crumbs on top. A common dessert in Louisiana and southern United States. Named so because the sticky molasses of the pie attracts flies which is then followed with the phrase: "shoo fly!"
Aunt Pam baked up some swell shoofly pie to go with our dinner.
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an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.
Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."
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