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Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.
Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.
Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.
Person 1: COS?
Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com
When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway
A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"
B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"
Or
*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"
A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.
I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?
Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
My boy Chase is as fast as a cheetah on the track and in the bedroom. He's a personal magnet attracting the men and the women. He's so fast your butthole will be demolished in a second.
Chase the Speed Demon is so fast he dusts you before you can even say gay
When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen
Yo dawg that guy hit a sonic speed shot in that neighborhood, that's hardcore