calm beer

Having a drink after an overly eventful night

After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.

Bonus Beer

When you're too drunk too remember exactly how many beers you have left, but you have 1 more than you thought.

Pretty sure the're only 2 beers left. *Opens fridge* Oh shit, bonus beer!

beer less

A person who does not have alcohol where alcohol is required at all times. The condition of this is only if the person has no beer.

Guy 1: hey man, you look beerless

Guy 2: I brought the vodka.

Guy 1: yea man but where's the beer? I guess no pong tonight since your beer less.

Beer Rage

To become enraged after consuming massive ammounts of any alchaholic drink,or,in drinker terms,mood enhancer.

Yo,did you see Chad earlier?He was punching people out of pure beer rage!

Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

Beer Trust

noun. Derived from the term 'Brain Trust.' A group that is formed in someone's house/apartment/dorm room/gathering place for the purpose of pregaming and deciding on drinking plans for the evening.

Meet at my place at five. We need the beer trust to decide where we'll all be partying.

beer pouch

a smaller and more "cute" lil beer belly
most commonly on girls
starts a lil above the belly button and stops right where your jeans start
DOES NOT STICK OUT PAST YOUR BOOBS!
if it does its a beer belly lol

boyfriend: aww u gotta lil stomach goin on there
me: aw what my beer pouch?