A huge double headed dildo no less than 34.5 inches long and a girth of somewhere between that of an 8.4oz Red Bull can and a typical 12oz soda/beer can.
Person 1: Man, I came home last night and caught Amber & Jennifer naked and playing with each other...it was KWAYYYZEE!
Person 2: PLEASE tell me they made the doubledangdiddleydong disappear!
Person 1: Ohhh hellz yeah.
A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)
Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor
Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!
A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.
"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."
A girl that loves giving guys oral sex so much she will make you orgasm twice.
I brought a Tucumcari home from the library last night!