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a boy who doesnt shower and is slease. unfortunately i never noticed the smell, looked past the greasy hair, belived in him, and fell in love. he broke my heart. he is complete slease.
Candice: hes grease
Leanna: no grease is good, grease is a movie. he's slease!
Candice: hmm.. something greasy and bad..
Leanna: grease from a pizza
Candice: pizza grease
Leanna: *hysterical laughing* Pizzagrease!!!
Kerri and Candice: huh?
Leanna: PETES A GREASE! pizzagrease!
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Pornography whose premise is a pizza delivery. Typically served from internet based porn sites like Pornhub. A classic source for puns involving sausage and pepperoni.
The best part of Pizza Porn is when the delivery boy says "I have your pizza. And HERE'S your sausage!"
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Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as Fudgy Logic but is tastier.
Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as: Fudgy Logic
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A really long winded story that ends up being irrelevant.No punchline. Waste of time. Then you all laugh at the pizza story teller.
(this is infact the origin of the term pizza story- widely used in western europe)
"that pizza was delish"
"Oh yeah, funny story actually... this one time I got this pizza and it was REALLY CRAZY they like... cooked (explanation goes on for a few more minutes- toppings.. flavour of sauce, friends at edge of seats at this point.. ..)...no no they MADE the pizza ...and then they put it into this crrrazy stone like hole in the wall... weird. so yeah, it was on wood. ''
"dont you mean a stone oven?"
"yeah. cool."
"and .....?"
"yeah."
And so the Pizza Story was born.
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A New York City rat who carries a slice of pizza three times his size down the subway stairs.
"There's a rat carrying a piece of pizza down the stairs! Let's film him. We'll call him Pizza Rat and hope he goes viral."
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Vomit on the sidewalk, road, or floor. So named because the various remaining solids are scattered like toppings on a pizza over the mess.
Nathan Road on a saturday night is always covered with road pizzas as the businessmen leave the karaoke joints all pissed up.
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A very disgusting pizza. It can be covered in vomit, trash, dirt, mold, shit, and piss.
This is not something you would want to eat, but Nathaniel would.
That is a Nathaniels Pizza dude don't eat it!
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