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An awful pizzeria in downtown 'lanta. The workers put many things in their "secret sauce" but tomatoes are definitely not one of them.
Brad: "Hey tom i'm hungry, let's go hit up Negro's Pizza!"
Tom: "No way brah, i hear they put nigga droppings in the sauce.."
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A really long winded story that ends up being irrelevant.No punchline. Waste of time. Then you all laugh at the pizza story teller.
(this is infact the origin of the term pizza story- widely used in western europe)
"that pizza was delish"
"Oh yeah, funny story actually... this one time I got this pizza and it was REALLY CRAZY they like... cooked (explanation goes on for a few more minutes- toppings.. flavour of sauce, friends at edge of seats at this point.. ..)...no no they MADE the pizza ...and then they put it into this crrrazy stone like hole in the wall... weird. so yeah, it was on wood. ''
"dont you mean a stone oven?"
"yeah. cool."
"and .....?"
"yeah."
And so the Pizza Story was born.
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Pornography whose premise is a pizza delivery. Typically served from internet based porn sites like Pornhub. A classic source for puns involving sausage and pepperoni.
The best part of Pizza Porn is when the delivery boy says "I have your pizza. And HERE'S your sausage!"
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Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as Fudgy Logic but is tastier.
Pizza Logic carries the same meaning as: Fudgy Logic
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A New York City rat who carries a slice of pizza three times his size down the subway stairs.
"There's a rat carrying a piece of pizza down the stairs! Let's film him. We'll call him Pizza Rat and hope he goes viral."
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Vomit on the sidewalk, road, or floor. So named because the various remaining solids are scattered like toppings on a pizza over the mess.
Nathan Road on a saturday night is always covered with road pizzas as the businessmen leave the karaoke joints all pissed up.
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The act of performing a tiring or laborious task, often redundant and unpleasant.
Hey guys, sorry I am busy Chicago Pizzaing this is so sad alexa play despacito
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