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Purple Otter

When a guy and girl are in the 69 position...a guy will clench down on the girls clit with his teeth and then start smacking her in the face with his dick.

Dude, I was 69'ing with my girlfriend and she kept taking my dick out of her mouth so I taught her a lesson and gave her a Purple Otter

by Sondo May 19, 2010


Purple carrot

A penis that is tied a kinky manner and looses Circulation

I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.

by Kinky boots123 May 20, 2016


Purple Helmet

1: Although there are other "sexual" meanings for the "purple helmet". The core definition is to compare someone to a less intelligent person.

2: To call someone stupid or a insulting retardation.

3: A inside joke about insulting someone that does not know what a purple helmet is.

Tim, do you wear a purple Helmet after that stunt you just pulled?

by xBenjamin July 13, 2015


Purple shoes

A man with terrible shoes

My god look at Joey’s purple shoes - horrific!

by The real dic August 12, 2019


Purple J

Short for 'Purple Joint', a condition caused by the inability to score when it matters most. Similar to blue-veiners except accompanied by anger, seepage and uncomfortable underwear problems. Purple J's are most common in misogynists, steroid abusers and angry men in fraternity sweaters.

Biff grew rigid looking at the curves defining Trent's tight cut-off jorts and knee-high tube socks. But when the final horn sounded Trent went home and got porked by the winning mascot leaving Biff nursing his bruised ego and a Purple J.

by Heatmiser July 07, 2012


blue/purple

one of teenagers and young adults favorite color combination, morely loved if you color-blend them...

the sunset sometimes has the colors blue/purple

by Tanyaaaaaaaaaa January 21, 2009


purple whale

What else would a purple fucking whale be. A purple whale is a purple whale. God you're all a bunch of twats

Hey dude have you ever seen a purple whale?

Yea bro I saw one yesterday

by Darktwat January 01, 2014