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race to a ton

Race between guys to see who can bang a ton's worth of girls the fastest. This race encourages hooking up with the not so genetically gifted woman.

Bro, are you competing in the race to a ton? Yeah dude, I've banged 4 chicks and I'm up to 700 lbs.

by frattttttboi February 18, 2016


raving and racing

To blast loud music in your car that pumps you up (preferably Swedish House Mafia or Eminem), and go at least 15-20 miles above the speed limit without getting caught.

Will: Hey, did you hear how AJ got his 4th speeding ticket this year?
Jason: Yeah, sounds like he doesn't fully understand what raving and racing is.

by Fast but Safe Driver February 19, 2019


block racing

block racing also know as sim racing its where blocks go around conveyor belts

Person 1: what you doing. person 2: doing a sim race Its also called block racing

by simracingiscool November 30, 2021


Race Grifter

A race grifter is one who exploits racial tensions and racial issues for personal benefit, often by manipulating narratives, employing racially divisive tactics and instigating racial conflict for financial gain or political empowerment.

The man profiteering from campaigning for discouraging interracial marriage was a race grifter.

by SmoothOpr8r May 15, 2024

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Drag Race

When you light a cigarette and then have to finish it quickly

"Shit the bus is coming and I just lit a cigarette"

"Just drag race it!"

by abearrr January 18, 2014


whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018


Slow and Steady Wins The Race

A strategy in racing games (and actual motorsport) where you rely on other people being bad at the game, and not making mistakes, to win. Usually involves not pushing a car to its limits.

Person 1: 4th place
Person 2 and 3: crash each other off the track
Person 4: gets a penalty for cutting
Person 1: now in 1st place
"Slow and steady wins the race boys"

by Romie_777 November 23, 2022