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Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
The act of dropping your balls on your girl in the snow during Christmas Time.
Where is Tim and Jess?
Oh, they're out back santa sacking!
When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.
Happy santa always makes my anus so full.
When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got
If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him
Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.
The Mandela effect is Secret Santa.
The annual celebration of buying butt plugs for others without them knowing who you are. Almost exclusively practiced in working environments in small teams.
We are doing secret santa again this year. Oh great, another buttplug then.