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to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other
"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."
Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.
Another way of saying its a sausage party or cockfest. All males and few females in sight.
Hey Brad, hows the bar looking right now?
Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.
A female that constantly has a males penis in her hand an plays with it like some type toy
Efren:hey what were you up too last night jay.
jay:nothin just went to a party and i meet a cock wiggler her name is diamond.
the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.
Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*
Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.
Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.
Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.
Woman: (gags)
Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!
When its that cold outside your cock decides to hibernate in your belly
Shit man its cold outside today. Tell me about it, Ive developed winter cock