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Forced vital queef

When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.

Sabrina, your vagina has been floppy for years. Its time to get a forced vital queef.

by 1badparatrooper July 12, 2024


forced starfish

The forced starfish is a BDSM act which involves one party being bound, and forced to lay still while being fornicated.

The act gets its name from how we see starfish in tide pools. Unable to move.

"You tied him up?"
"Oh, yeah. Total forced starfish situation."

by Theris April 18, 2023


Air-Force Hoes

An Air-Force Hoe is a hoe that is in the air-force.

Example: Ezra has too many Air-Force Hoes, so he can never text me back.

by DeeHealy May 5, 2020


Marshall Forces

Marshall Forces (MF) Is a Rec Room millitary game with over 100K visits.

Have you played Marshall Forces yet?

Yes, I have.

by Snaggeee August 7, 2022


Forced Mechanic

Someone who’s a mechanic but collects action figures

The Great Neil Thomas once said, Jerry you are a forced mechanic

by RoboCop210 January 12, 2024


I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023


force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.

1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."

by SirDarwin March 31, 2024