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the act of a girl wearing push up bras to make her boobs look bigger. Only dates jersey guys because thats the only way to get action for sexual pleasure.
that girl ally andersen is the biggest jersey girl ever.
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Where Old Bridge kids move after high school who have low income jobs. One lives on the train tracks and doesnt mind the 3 am train because they're doing drugs or drinking too heavily to care.
"that earthquake feeling is just the Spotswood New Jersey Main Street 3 AM train bro!"
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The only good place in New Jersey besides Newark Airport departures section. It's not such a bad place. It's a nice city where I lived for fifteen years with several streets to make up Downtown, and the higher-class neighborhood is not called "the hills"; It's the East Hill. Across the railroad tracks is the dangerous section of lower-side Downtown (aka Englehood). Anything beyond the Chase Bank on Palisade Ave is where I wouldn't go. Otherwise the city has some nice restaurants like Baumgarts (Chinese and Asian), Blue Moon (Mexican), It's Greek To Me (Greek), Bennie's (Middle Eastern), and much, much more. There's also a Palisade Court with some clothing stores and more restaurants. There are several car dealerships and Grand Avenue and Engle Street and some small factories.
Only thing I hate is the social issue. There's such a big racial divide. I suffered bad treatment from Orthodox Jewish neighbors living on the East Hill because my family wasn't Orthodox. A lot of African Americans and Hispanic people live on the other side. Plus when you're walking out at night, drunk assholes flip you off from their cars for reasons that are never explained.
Englewood is still the best city in New Jersey.
Resident: I love it here! There's so much to do and so many places to go!
Resident 2: Just be careful with the people in Englewood, New Jersey. I was walking my dogs on Broad Avenue and this lady on her motor bike gave me the middle finger for no reason.
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To barf into a woman's puss while eating her out.
As I was munching on Shirley's vag, I grew nauseous. I barfed, thereby creating a New Jersey Taco.
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Chatham, New Jersey may be talked about as a bitchy, mean stuck up town but the truth is...the people that say that are really just jealous. so get over yourselves. chatham is the definition of awesome and everyone that lives there knows it. Chatham is pretty much the best town ever, and we aren't that bad "chatham" that people from the towns around us say about us.
Chatham, New Jersey is the best town ever!! I wish i lived there!
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Where a flamboyantly gay man who takes his stepson's dumps and makes sculptors with it.
Ahh, my creepy step dad sold my New Jersey Pottery
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What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.
"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."
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