twat

A (self)recursive (or self-referencing) backronym (an acronym created for a word that wasn’t originally an acronym) meaning “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.

Someone: Fuck, that twat is annoying!
Someone Else: What’s that mean, the word twat?
Someone: It stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat.
Someone Else: Oh, okay! Wait. What’s the last word in the definition mean?
Someone: It, too, stands for “That Worthless-Ass Twat”.
Someone Else: So it’s an acronym whose meaning refers back to itself, correct?
Someone: Correct!
Someone Else: Word! Thank you!
Someone: You’re welcome!

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It is what it is

A completely useless phrase that is a tautology, or something that is true in every possible interpretation. A permanently self-proving and recursive phrase, there is never a time when it isn't what it is, because if there is, it wouldn't be itself, a condition which can never be true, or happen.

Otherwise, it's a meaningless statement meant to convey helplessness, uselessness, pointlessness, or that something may not have the really great features of its counterparts, but will do the job.

In all cases where one might wish to say "it is what it is", one should always instead simply state what the phrase is intended to mean.

Dud: "I mean, the car doesn't have an engine, wheels, frame, steering wheel, doors, body panels, window glass, electrical system, transmission, but for eleventy hundred bucks, it is what it is."

Bud: "Well of course it is what it is. Is there ever a time when it isn't what it is?"

Dud: "You know what I meant!"

Bud: " Then you should have just said what you meant instead."

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new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.

"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."

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Tagarrhea

Social media posts having an obscene amount of hashtags, especially when there are more tags than the words in the post itself. It’s as though the user had hashtag diarrhea, hoping to get that exposure.

SM post: Awesome day! 😽

#BullshitMonday
#BullshitTuesday
#BullshitWednesday
#BullshitThursday
#BullshitFriday
#BullshitSaturday
#BullshitSunday
#Instafam
#FamstaIn
#InstaHot
#GetMotivated
#InstaFluencers
#FuckDemHaturzzz
#IDrinkHaturade
#LifeGoals
#WorkInProgress
#FiteMeIRL
#InstaMommies
#Fitspiration
#JustCrossfittingOverHere
#MomLyfe
#YouKnowIt
#MoneyMaker
#YouHateMeCuzYouAintMe
#BossyBabes
#Doterra4Lyfe
#EssentialOils
#MLMRockstars
#OilsHealDoctorsKneel
#TwoWordsAnd30Hashtags

“Damn, that post ain’t nothing but tagarrhea!”

atomic spacedocking

When one penis is fucked by another penis. Right down the ole peehole. Optionally, if the penis being fucked is uncircumcised, its foreskin may be used to create a vacuum seal by being pulled over the penis fucking it.

Dude: "Booger and Cleetis got caught atomic spacedocking !"

Bud: "I heard Booger was slamming has meat pole so far down Cleetis' man sausage that he jizzed into ole Cleet's bladder!"

Deadware

Apps, programs, games, and other software that are broken and abandoned because they didn’t turn a turn an immediate profit for the publisher.

The software is therefore “dead” to whoever created it, as in when one person tells another, “You’re dead to me.”

Some Person: Hey, what’s up with ONRUSH? There’s so much wrong with it, but there are no updates and Codemasters won’t answer emails about it.

Another Person: It’s deadware, my friend. The original company disavows all knowledge of ever having made it, despite their name being all over it.

cryptarchy

akin in general, overarching idea to those of anarchy, matriarchy, patriarchy, omnarchy, etc.

Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)

Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!

Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…

cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.

cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.

Person: You should be caught up in the things I tell you to be distracted by!
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n