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When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.
She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.
guy draper is mean to me. i was on facetime and the phone feel on my head, it was his fault and now i have a concussion. i’m very hurt and then he also said “no one cares about you”. also jackson is pretty mean bc he calls me mean
imagine the draper twins being nice.
-last name draper-
guy draper is mean to like so many people including me. he’s nice to abby. but like me and abby were on facetime and then the phone fell on my head and now i have a concussion. also he said “no one cares about you”that’s hashtag rude. also jackson is mean bc he calls me mean yeah
last name draper-
woah imagine the draper twins being nice woahhhh
schools almost over. you have finals. the school doesn't care about you. you're just tryna graduate. all your grades drop a full letter grade. you wanna give up. you can't get outta bed. the only things waking you up to survive is your best friend who's also literally dying.
so yeah. last semester burn out :D
"Dude why haven't you answered your texts"
you: "shit man last semester burn out's really kickin my ass"
"You need a hug?"
you: ".... yeeeaaahhhhhh"
The ability to drop air biscuits around corners to
A: Let the receiving party smell it
B: Blame it on them
The Last Airbiscuit Bender
Man those Air biscuit benders proper put me on the spot, I thought those those air biscuit benders were extincted?
The Last Airbiscuit Bender
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them
Man The Last Airbiscuit Bender proper put me on the spot, I thought they went extinct a 1000 years ago?
a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence
Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door
99 years before
Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor
99 years before
Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER
99 years before
Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.